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Monday, September 26, 2011

Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez's Mexicanadian Babies


Toddler in blue: If I hear him sing "Baby" to me one more time trying to get me to sleep, I'm gonna call the government on him! This is child abuse!

Canadian teen singer Justin Bieber, 17, must be getting serious about his girlfriend, actress Selena Gomez, who is of Mexican decent. He has been talking a lot about marriage and kids lately, which is cute. Bieber even posted a photo of himself and Selena, surrounded by their future kids. He labeled the photo "Brangelina 2.0" after Hollywood stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their six kids.

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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Was Justin Bieber Wearing Spanx In These Photos

Bieber Flashes His Underwear During A PSA

Justin Bieber (Photo Credit: Barcroft/Splash)

Teen pop singer, Justin Bieber, 17, filmed a public service announcement in Los Angeles, California this week. During a break, when an assistant was fixing an item attached to him, Bieber lifted up his shirt, which revealed some of his purple Sesame Street underwear (how many times do I have to tell you - boy, pull up your pants). However, Bieber was wearing something under his shirt that looked like Spanx (LOL). What was that, Manx? Or since you're 17, Banx?

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Saturday, September 17, 2011

Thought Megan Fox Couldn't Take A Bad Picture, Well Guess Again!

A Funny Must Read

Megan Fox

As most of you know, Megan Fox is a beautiful actress, who is quite photogenic, known more for her looks, than her acting. But what you don't know is, as beautiful as she is, Megan has taken some jacked up pictures. Since the Judiciary Report is such a facetious supportive site when it comes to Hollywood I'm going to rip them a new one for your amusement, I've compiled a bunch of photos showing Fox looking funny, rather than foxy. Don't pretend. You know you love it.

Adam Scott: Are you sure you're Megan Fox, because you have a Jay Leno chin thing going on right now...

One word...electrocuted

If I didn't know better I'd think she was trying out for a toothpaste commercial. You've heard of "TMI" which means too much information. Now we have TMT - too much teeth.

"Jazz hands"...and "Twilight" teeth (vampire)

Not quite ready for her close up

Megan practicing to be a rapper

To borrow from the Golden Girls "You've got 'Betty Davis eyes'...and Freddy Krueger hands" (the thumb, look at the thumb!)

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Monday, September 12, 2011

Why Does Paris Hilton Continue To Party Like She Has No Job

... And Embarrassing The Hilton Family In The Process

What is Paris Hilton doing. This is why people shouldn't get drunk

Former Hilton Hotels heir, Paris Hilton, continues to party like she has no job, making a spectacle of herself. Last week she took to the stage at a show and completely embarrassed herself by not only dancing in an ill coordinated, awkward manner, but going around telling the world that the famous DJ, Deadmau5, is going to make her his protégé.

Hilton looks like a stripper

You know, like crazy Madonna tried to make Gaga her protégé without permission. The DJ publicly drew a blank, denying Hilton's claims, embarrassing her all over the internet. This hasn't been a good summer for Hilton, as she was told on national television her vapid career is over, her show was cancelled, now this internet diss.

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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Is It Just Me Or Does David Beckham's Son Look Like...

The Beckhams

It's no secret the Judiciary Report is a supporter of the British football team Arsenal F.C. As such, the site notices things. Is it just me or does David Beckham's youngest son, the adorable Cruz Beckham, look like Arsenal cutie, Jack Wilshere. Does his wife, Victoria Beckham, have something she wants to tell us.

Cruz Beckham (left) and Jack Wilshere (right)

LOL, I'm just playing. A bit of humor to lighten your day. Actually, it was psychological warfare in the event Beckham goes back to the Premier League in Britain and decides to play against Arsenal. The Judiciary Report overlooks no potential scenario.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

This Is What Happens When Black People Run An Airline

I was sent a humorous email about Kulula Airlines in Africa. I find the thrifty airline's sense of humor very refreshing. I also like their use of color.

Monday, August 8, 2011

David Beckam’s New Daughter Is A Lot Like Her Mom



Pretty little Harper (left) and her pretty dad David Beckham (right)

International football player, David Beckham, posed for a photo with his new daughter Harper. The snap was posted to Twitter and has been carried on a number of websites online. The Judiciary Report, being the site it is, will tell the truth.

Victoria Beckham

In looking at the pic, it immediately becomes apparent, little Harper is a lot like her mom, Victoria "Posh" Beckham. She has Posh's pout going on and is refusing to smile, to avoid getting wrinkles. That baby has her mom's expression down pat already. Little Harper is determined to remain wrinkle free. You go girl!

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Friday, July 29, 2011

Bradley Cooper wants to do 'Hangover 3'

London, July 30 : Actor Bradley Cooper wants to do a "Hangover" trilogy and insists it is required to wrap up the comedy series.


Bradley Cooper,Hangover 3,Comedy
The 36-year-old actor thinks the comedy film series which sees him star alongside Ed Helms and Zach Galifianakis, who form a bond known as the Wolfpack - just to close it up, reports thesun.co.uk.
"I hope there is going to be a 'Hangover 3'. I'll do whatever director Todd (Phillips) wants to do, he's the best, he's the greatest. And I love those two guys and I love my character Phil so I would do it in a heartbeat," said Cooper.


"That was the hardest shoot I've ever done but I just love it. There's got to be a trilogy, you've got to close it up," he added.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Rupert Murdoch's Smug Mug Hit With A Pie During Parliamentary Hearing

Rupert Murdoch and his son, James Murdoch, were summons to the British Parliament today, to testify about their criminal misconduct, via the family’s company News International/News Corp, illegally wiretapping and hacking 9,000 phone lines in Britain.

During the contentious hearing, which I will write about shortly, a British man named Jonnie Marbles, real name Jonathan May-Bowles (any relation to Duchess Camilla Parker Bowles Windsor) pie’d Murdoch right in his smug mug.

Rupert Murdoch getting a pie to the face (Photo Credit: TMZ)

In watching the display, the British blood in me was outraged - no, not that Murdoch got hit with the foam - I was incensed that the cameraman had the camera at the wrong angle, providing only a back shot and not a front close up of Murdoch getting pie'd in the face. My ancestors fought in British wars and served their nation for centuries...only for the cameraman to ruin this moment of Murdoch schadenfreude for me! I demand a re-shoot (grin)!

Seriously, I was watching the incident in a hotel restaurant and the television was muted. I thought to myself, did I see that correctly, did somebody just jump Murdoch or did he keel over from the stress? Christmas has come early (still grinning).

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

This Commercial Is Proof Why People Should Cover Their Windows (Video)

The hilarious above posted Europcar advert, is proof positive why people should have blinds or curtains covering the windows in their homes. It's shocking that he didn't become a professional dancer with those amazing moves (suppressing laughter).

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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Charlie Sheen In Talks For New Sitcom

Charlie Sheen (seated to the front left) and the cast of "Two And A Half Men"

Troubled actor, drug addict and alcoholic, Charlie Sheen, who was recently fired from the top rated sitcom "Two And A Half Men" is reportedly in talks for a new show. Well, there's a scary prospect, especially if he has creative control. Sheen has been replaced on "Two And A Half Men" by the unfunny and nutty, Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher's mommy wife is cougar Demi Moore and both members of the religious cult Kabbalah, which is under criminal investigation

Sheen is still struggling with mental illness, namely schizophrenia, which led to him being fired, after strange and well publicized outbursts, alerted the public to his problems. The producers of "Two And A Half Men" and the studio behind it, decided to fire him on a morality clause. It remains to be seen if the show will suffer due to the dismissal, but one thing is certain, Kutcher is not a good actor, where Sheen could at least claim acting ability.

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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Justin Bieber's New Look Is A Bit...

Wrong For Him

Teen singing sensation, Justin Bieber, won an MTV Movie Award for the "Best Jaw Dropping Moment." However, that's not what got my attention. Bieber, who joked in a mobile phone commercial that he looks like a girl (he is pretty like that) wore two earrings to accept the award. Boo boo, no! Don't do that anymore. After your tan in Hawaii last week, coupled with the new hair, you looked like a flat-chested Halle Berry on that stage. It's time to give Halle her hairdo back, Justin. And while you're at it, you may wanna give Ellen Degeneres her jacket back. I'm just kidding even if it is true.

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