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... And Embarrassing The Hilton Family In The Process

What is Paris Hilton doing. This is why people shouldn't get drunk

Former Hilton Hotels heir, Paris Hilton, continues to party like she has no job, making a spectacle of herself. Last week she took to the stage at a show and completely embarrassed herself by not only dancing in an ill coordinated, awkward manner, but going around telling the world that the famous DJ, Deadmau5, is going to make her his protégé.

Hilton looks like a stripper

You know, like crazy Madonna tried to make Gaga her protégé without permission. The DJ publicly drew a blank, denying Hilton's claims, embarrassing her all over the internet. This hasn't been a good summer for Hilton, as she was told on national television her vapid career is over, her show was cancelled, now this internet diss.

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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Paris Hilton's New Reality Show Is Bombing

Paris Hilton

Socially irresponsible timewaster, Paris Hilton, is said to be miffed that her new reality show, "The World According To Paris Hilton" is bombing. She thought it would be a major hit, but it has been anything but a ratings magnet. Current ratings peg the show at 400,000 viewers, which is less than what quite a few blogs pull in online.

What viewers have been doing during Paris Hilton's show...sleeping

Hilton, who just turned 30, is still struggling to find her niche, but due to lack of acting or singing ability, her career in Hollywood has been on a downward spiral. She has expensive tastes and has been living the high life in Hollywood, with mostly merchandising income to support her extravagance. To make matters worse, her grandfather, head of the Hilton chain of hotels, disinherited her and her parents just took out a $10,000,000 line of credit against their Bel Air home.