Soulja Boy To The U.S. Army: F**k You

He's Really Done It This Time And It's Time For Rehab

Soulja Boy

Rapper, Soulja Boy, famous for the song "Soulja Boy" has slammed U.S. soldiers in his new song "Let's Be Real." The lyrics of the song state, "F**k the FBI and the army troops... fighting for what? Be your own man... I'll be flying through the clouds with green like I'm Peter Pan." If he is not careful, the army is going to turn him into Soulja Girl. It's time to leave the drugs alone.

Soulja Boy grinning for the camera

The Judiciary Report is certainly not Team FBI and you know why, so I'm going to ignore what he wrote about them. It's quite telling the public is not defending the FBI, but has spoken up in defense of the troops. The soldiers are dying over something they did not start, but were conscripted into. I do not agree with any of the wars in the Middle East, but the majority of the soldiers do not seem to want to be over there either.

Is that a diamond encrusted car on your chain. Negro, no! Remove and sell the diamonds, then invest the money in a good CD (that's a certificate of deposit at the bank, not an album). At least then you'll get some interest.

Blame the policymakers, such as former President Bush and Vice President Cheney for starting and perpetuating the wars for years and President Obama for dragging his feet in ending it and bringing the soldiers back home to their families. The wars need to end, but destroying the soldiers' morale is not the way to do it, because the hard reality is, thousands of them have died and over a million civilians as well.

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This has not been a good month for U.S. President Barack Obama. The economy is in the toilet and continues its downward spiral and polls in America indicate any of his rivals in the Republican party would beat him if the presidential election were held today.

Now comes word that journalist Mark Halperin called Obama a "di*k" on live television. Halperin has been suspended from the network indefinitely. If it had been two and a half years ago and Dick Cheney was still in office, this really would not be a problem, because that's his name.

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Japanese Scientists Create Edible Doo Doo Steaks

When I think science, I have inspiring thoughts of diseases being cured. Not people making burgers out of poo. However, Japanese scientists have done just that. They've synthesized excrement, making steak out of doo doo. I'm at a loss for words. A "turd burger." Really, now. I've heard of pooh sticks, not poo steaks.

I'm all for recycling, but not like this. I think I'll pass on this one. I would also hate to be on the marketing team trying to come up with the ad plans for it. And to think people are complaining about Ronald McDonald, when this was looming.

Most people have had a few meals in their lifetime and left the table figuratively thinking it tasted like doo-doo. But for the first time, they would not be exaggerating. I don't know how anyone could swallow such a thing, when in the back of their mind, they knew where it came from (the back of their butt). What's for dessert? toilet paper?

Side Bar: On a somewhat related note, did you know it was discovered, Al Qaeda members found out if you eat your poop, you'll die (yes, geniuses, I know). To avoid torture, this became an option for them when Dick Cheney was Vice President and George W. Bush was in charge.