Paris Hilton's Reality Show Is Cancelled

Poor Ratings Cited As The Cause Of Cancellation

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Hollywood heiress heirhead, Paris Hilton, who was once famous for a deliberately leaked sex tape, is looking into the toilet today and not just because she's probably drunk with a hangover, but due to the fact that's where her careers is sinking at the present moment, circling the bowl like the Ty-D-Bol man.

Her latest reality show "The World According To Paris Hilton" has been unceremoniously cancelled by cable network, Oxygen, for exceptionally poor ratings. The show averaged 400,000 viewers per episode, which once again, is less than a number of pop culture blogs' readership, but at one hundred thousand times the budget. When ratings are that low, it doesn't make sense to even turn on the camera. I'd leave the lens cap on and patronizingly nod at her like the camera was filming.

When infomercials are pulling in higher ratings than you do on television, it's time to give it a rest. That's what Hilton gets for not having a massive, constantly publicized, nouveau riche wedding and butt implants that requires two surgeons to put them in.

It's official, Hilton's time in the spotlight is over. She has become a pop culture relic. Considering the negative influence Hilton's had on young girls, teaching them by example to be n-word issuing, sexually promiscuous, STD transmitting, publicity hungry, pot smoking, coke snorting exhibitionists, this is for the best. With so many gifted people out there, networks need to do better to present more positive images to the public. The talent is out there, but regrettably, it is who you know and whether they can get you on television or radio.

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The Mexican Government Burns Hidden Marijuana Desert Farm And Arrests Farmers

Listen closely. Do you hear that howling sound. That's the cries of rappers all over the world, bawling at the sight of the Mexican government burning the largest marijuana field in their nation's history, while arresting the farmers that cultivated it in the desert.

Mexican solider: dude, do you smell that?

Do you know how many male rappers would have wanted to run through those fields, like a woman picking flowers on a sunny summer day. Not to mention, Bob Marley is rolling in his grave at this development (I'm just teasing).

It looks like a Christmas tree, but it certainly is not!

The farm hidden beneath black mesh netting (tarpaulin), designed to conceal the illegal, lucrative crop, was spotted by helicopter, drawing the attention of the Mexican government.

Weed fields covered in tarp. Unlike the TARP Bush/Obama issued, this one actually made a lot of money (kidding)

In all seriousness, one has to give the Mexican government credit for its war on drugs, as it has been a massive effort. They've made so many arrests and seizures of cocaine and marijuana, it's amazing. Well done.

Website Is Openly Selling Cocaine, LSD, Marijuana And Meth

A website called the Silk Road, is openly selling Cocaine, Crystal Meth, LSD, acid and marijuana to web users, in conduct that is highly criminal under U.S. law. The illegal drugs are delivered via U.S. mail, which is unlawful. The site has caught the attention of the U.S. Congress, which seeks to have the website shutdown.

In this instance, Congress is well within its right to do so. Once a website so flagrantly breaks the law, under federal statutes, action can be taken to shut it down, as it is not a matter of free speech or free press. Drug dealing is illegal. Based on the fact the Silk Road originates from another nation, extraditions may ensue.

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Underground Website Lets You Buy Any Drug Imaginable