The FBI Raided Several IHop Restaurants

But Do You Notice Where They Didn't Raid...

IHop

The Federal Bureau of Investigation, also known as the FBI, which tellingly can be rearranged to form the word FIB, something they do a lot, raided several unsuspecting IHop pancake restaurants, whose food people enjoy. But do you notice which restaurant they didn't raid - Dunkin Donuts. That's because being cops, they wouldn't dare raid their spot.

Dunkin Donuts

I know this feeds into the national stereotype, but I was going by a Dunkin Donuts the other day and even from the street you could see it was full of cops. You couldn't help but notice how many cops were in there, packed like a clown car, but you know, with cops instead. If something happened to Dunkin Donuts in America, cops would go on strike and into an official state of mourning.

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Donuts With A Side Order Of Sex Gets Woman Arrested

It was running on something else in that parking lot...

A Dunkin Donuts worker in New Jersey, Melissa Redmond, 29, has been arrested for having sex at night in the parking lot of the fast food chain. Brings new meaning to the terms double duty, double shift and holding down two jobs.

Redmond was serving up more than donuts, via items not on the menu, branded "extra sugar," landing her in hot water with Rockaway Township police. She unwittingly ended up offering sex to a Dunkin Donuts customer that was actually an undercover cop (hey, you know how cops love donuts).

One donut customer, not sex customer commented, "It’s good they caught her. I mean, that’s horrible. You doing things like this and then you’re going inside serving the people." He has a point.

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