Crystal Harris Apologizes To Hugh Heffner For Saying He Is Bad In Bed

Notice She Didn't Say It Was A Lie

Crystal Harris

Playboy, Crystal Harris, 25, has apologized to her former fiancé, Playboy founder, Hugh Heffner, 85, for stating on the Howard Stern radio show, that he is bad in bed, only lasting "two seconds." Ironically, when Heffner was 25, he never publicly dated an 85-year-old woman.

Crystal Harris

Notice Harris apologized, but she didn't retract her claim and say it was untrue, which still deflates Heffner's projected image as a stud. And really, that's all he was worried about. But truthfully, you can't be a stud at age 85 or you'll need a surgeon to put a new stud in your hip, to piece it back together, after playing around with a frisky 25-year-old. It's better to marry someone closer to your age, increasing the likelihood of compatibility.

Crystal Harris and Hugh Heffner

History is on my side in this claim. Think I'm kidding - remember what happened when a 20 something Anna Nicole Smith, married an 80 something J. Howard Marshall in Texas? He died, that's what. It was death by sex. Much like the Heffner/Harris engagement, it was one undertaken for money by the younger party. People should never marry for money (or pose nude in Playboy).

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Crystal Harris

Playboy founder, Hugh Heffner, 85, was slammed by his ex-fiancée, Crystal Harris, 25, for being bad in bed. Harris went on the disgraceful Howard Stern show and said and I quote, Heffner only lasted "two seconds" in bed when they had sex. According to Radar Online, the Howard Stern interview with Harris went like this:

On Tuesday, Harris sat down with Stern, who asked her, "Did you have an orgasm when Hef f----d you?"

"No!" Harris said, before making a face of disgust.

"How long did this horror situation last, the actual sex?" Stern asked the one-time Playmate.

"Like two seconds," Harris said.

"Two seconds and Hef [had an orgasm]?" Stern asked.

"Ehh, I was over it ... I just like, walked away," Harris replied. "I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry.

Honestly, physiologically speaking, I'm stunned the increased blood flow to his heart didn't kill him. There is nothing wrong with people of an advanced age having sex, but with people they are married to in the same age bracket. If they had married, Harris could have killed this man through sex, taken all his money in the will and legally so, by simply getting too frisky with him.

Crystal Harris and Hugh Heffner

When a woman in her 20s or 30s, marries a rich man in his 80s, it is usually for money. But after the marriage to the 80-year-old, let her see Tyrese Gibson or the dude from Captain America (Chris) and she will think to herself "What have I done!" (LOL).

You know this was Harris watching Chris in "Captain America" (LOL)

A ten year age gap is one thing, but when it gets to be a 50 plus year difference, there's going to be problems. However, if you are a young woman that married a man much older than you are, you need to be faithful to him.

Crystal Harris

Heffner was offended by Harris' statements, but it is hypocritical considering he has been degrading women for decades via nude and salacious Playboy magazine spreads and television programming. It has given men unreal expectations of what women should be and led to assaults on females by oversexed beasts. It's time you shut it down and do something useful for society.

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Crystal Harris Apologizes For Stern Interview, Tells Hef 'I'm Sorry'