Brain-dead Hollywood: Dumb things celebrities say...

When stars come out, so too do the unbelievable statements. Have a read (and laugh) about the stupid things celebrities come up with. Yup, money sure doesn't buy brains.

"So where is the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera

The Cannes Film Festival. Uhm, let me think... this is a tough one.

 "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" - Brooke Shields

Gotta quit smoking. Imagine losing just a part of your life.


"I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada" - Britney Spears

Next time I'm going to Canada, I'm going to stop at Egypt too.



"I think war is a dangerous place" - George W Bush 

War, dangerous? Never. What gave you that idea?

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff" - Mariah Carey

You call it skinny. They call it starvation.


"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa" - Britney Spears

Somebody should sue their Geography teacher. Or somebody should take her passport.

 "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist" - Tara Reid

This will be the only time I'm going to agree with her.

 I sure do feel a lot better about myself. A lot smarter!

J